So I decided today that I was going to sign up for 6 weeks of hitting lessons, just like C-bob is doing. I'm thinking, no big deal, just call and set up the appointment, right? Oh no, first I get to visit crazyland!
Here's the basic rundown....
Guy Answers: Spring Trainging, this is (guy).
Me: Yea, I wanted to sign up for hitting lessons.
Guy: Uh, hold on... *slightly muffled in back* are we still .. girls... ? (parts cut out)
Guy (to me): Do you want to do baseball or softball?
Me: baseball
Guy: Baseball?
Me: Yea, I used to play softball but I want to switch to baseba...
Guy: Who are you going to play with?
Me: Well there's a league in town, the Nebraska Adult Baseball Association...
Guy: So what would you like to do?
Me: The 6 week, 30 minute sessions...
Guy: something.. so.. the 6 minute, 30 week sessions...
Me: yea, the 30 min, 6 week sessions...
Guy: Ok.. so that's like.... $Num?
Me: uh, yea.....
Guy: So when would you like lessons..
Me: How about Sunday, since I'll already be on that side of town..
Guy: Oh, where do you live?
Me: Accross town..
Guy: So like a 20 minute drive?
Me: Yea...
Guy: Well we don't really do lessons on Sunday... we have teams that are gonna start renting the cages on Sundays...
Me: Well, I mean it doesn't have to be Sunday...
Guy: Well, it's just that we don't really work on Sunday... uhm.. what time Sunday?
Me: Around 3?
Guy: Uhm, how about earlier? Like around noon?
Me: Are you guys even open then?
Guy: Yea, well, we are here... we get here around noon.. (side note, they open at 2)
Me: uhm.. I don't know... I mean if you don't do lessons on Sunday.. then...
Guy: Well I mean I don't know what you do on Sundays, like.. go to church, have breakfast, with yer family.. watch football, ya know... football games... with your family... (something something) football...
Me: Can we just do Sunday for this week?
(something.. im forgetting)
Guy: Well we have one lady that came in on Sunday...
Me: Yea, that's my friend
Guy: Yea, I figured that.. she's moving her lesson this week though, since she's going out of town...
Me: Yea, I know...
Guy: So is that the 16th? No.. that's next week... wait.... uh... what day is today? uh..
Me: the 10th...
Guy: yea.. the 16th.. what time?
Me: 2:00? (he starts to make a noise)
Me: Just for this week!
Guy: uhm.. ok... 2pm... Angela...
Me: The 16th then?
Guy: What?
That was great, I'm sure I forgot somethings but overall that was scary. I ended up calling back and talking to someone else after that just to make sure everything was alright. Oy.